SHIPPING: Your purchase will be sent via the shipping method you choose (provided the method is available for your shipping destination). Shipping charges may include handling and materials charges so that Maria does not end up losing money!

RETURNS: If your item arrives damaged in shipment, you must contact the shipping service to file a claim to recover damages. As much as Maria feels your pain, she cannot be responsible for the clumsiness of shipping clerks.

Because merchandise is subject to illegal copying, items may NOT be returned for refund. If you happen to get a defective product, you may request an exchange for the SAME PRODUCT by contacting Maria and getting permission to return your defective item. Maria will gladly ship you a replacement once the defective item is returned. DO NOT return your product without getting permission and instructions from Maria first.

Maria is a working comedian who travels. Have patience if she doesn't get back to you right away.